Tall and tan and young and lovely

Because I don't know any songs about girls from Rio, and Ipanema is close to Rio, I think.


I should know more about our vacation spot.

Going here!

To do this!

Okay, so right here I was going to put a picture of a teeny bikini and say that I will NOT be wearing one of those but those damn things are TEENY!  Plus, it felt weird to put a picture of a skimpy girl on my blog when it's not me. HA!  Like I would ever.

We leave this afternoon and I'm super excited!  I've never been to South America and I've never been anywhere where I don't speak the language.  I've heard that Portuguese speakers can understand Spanish so hopefully I can point and smile and speak Spanish and I won't get treated badly.

But oh my baby Jesus, I am NERVOUS for the flight!  TEN HOURS.  Please send fairy dust, prayers, light a candle or whatever else you can do to ensure that my baby isn't one of *those* babies on the plane.  You know, the one that screams the entire way and makes you want to rip open the emergency exits.  If necessary I will keep a boob in her mouth the whole way down there so she won't scream.

We're going to be gone for a while, so I'm going to remix some past posts for ya so you have something to read while I'm gone.  I contemplated just shutting things down while I was gone, but that's no fun.  I hope you enjoy them!

This is going to be so much fun and I can't wait to tell you all about it when we get back!

Até então! *Apparently, that means 'until then' in Portuguese.  At least I hope it does.  

I'll miss you!  Don't break anything while I'm gone.